Have you noticed that, for some people, God’s personality is
mysteriously similar to theirs? Sometimes, if we’re dead set on getting our way, the
way we see God’s will is going to magically line up with our will. He wants
you to have that big house that overextends your budget because God wants the
best for you and, darn it, you deserve it. God does think you’re being persecuted because people disagree with you,
and it’s not at all because you have zero tact and a big mouth. You see, that kind of thing is not Christianity, that’s just us having an imaginary friend to justify our
lousy behavior.
